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    December 30

    2005年最后一贴

    其实也是第一帖。马上过去了,看看Blog上居然没一篇自己的东西,想起刚建Blog时朋友的期待,惭愧啊……只好胡乱写些,贴几个老故事了,大概跟“研究”有关——
     
    故事1:
    小朋友做实验,捉来一只蜘蛛放在桌子上,敲着桌子说:“跑!”蜘蛛撒腿就跑……再捉回来,把腿都掐掉,还是放在桌子上,继续敲桌子大喊:“跑!”蜘蛛不理。实验结论——蜘蛛的听觉器官是腿。
     
    这个故事告诉我们,研究结论其实是起初的设想和采用的方法决定的;很多研究,从一开始就错了;研究的结论,跟事实多半相去甚远;其实也没所谓事实——如果你看故事笑了,说明你认为蜘蛛的听觉器官不是腿,但是的确有可能就是腿。
     
    故事2:
    两个经济学家走在大街上,看到地上有一坨狗屎。甲对乙说:你吃了它,我给你100万!乙略一思量,觉得合算,就吃掉了那东西,甲倒也比较讲诚信和讲三个代表,就付账了。两人继续向前,又见狗屎一坨。乙打算挽回面子,对甲说,你把这堆吃掉,我给你100万!甲欣然——但吃过之后觉得不妥,便问乙:我们好像很无聊,一进一出,谁也没得到好处,白吃狗屎两堆!乙道:错了,我们创造了200万的GDP!
     
    这个故事想告诉我们,经济学家都是白痴,GDP是白痴家的电话本,有时候会被白痴当小说看。但是明显编故事的人太正经了,不知道看人吃狗屎其实是一件很快乐的事,属于精神文明范畴,有时候是值得付钱的。事实上我们不应该对别人的爱好横加指责,每个人都有寻找自己娱乐方式的权利。如果该故事的主导思想蔓延开来,非常不利于第三产业的发展,将严重阻碍我国产业结构调整。
     
    故事3:
    佛门公案,六祖慧能出逃后流浪多年,终于在一次权威机构组织的论坛节目上脱颖而出。当时众僧云集,忽然起一股阴风,吹动路边的小广告。套用原话,“一僧曰风动,一僧曰幡动,议论不已。慧能进曰,不是风动,不是幡动,仁者心动。”于是,“一众皆惊”。
     
    大师就是大师,说出话来很有味道,但我的理解是,慧能其实想说:你们俩有够无聊,争论这种问题。做学问的人,无聊的很多,经常争论来争论去,其实大家立基不同,对问题本质的理解不一致,词义尚未统一,怎么争都是自说自话而已。我一直有个直觉,一切社会科学问题都是伪问题,都可以通过对问题本身的解构来证明其根本不成为一个问题。没证明过——当然这本身也是个悖论,因为由此推论这个问题也是伪问题。

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    X wrote:
    刚看了剪刀手爱德华,这片子大多数人看了都有共鸣,残缺的童话。
    Jan. 7
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    河马一角 wrote:
    这还迂?我觉得写得是雅俗共赏,老少咸宜,寓褒贬于字外,化腐朽为神奇……至于酸,只好认了,这也是为了号召大家多关注中华传统文化,少下载美国盗版电影,谢谢。
    Jan. 7
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    X wrote:
    就象科学最大贡献的一部分,其实是科普。说话也是,可以说道理,说想法,但一不能迂,二不能酸,哈哈!
    Jan. 5
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    stephen wrote:
    对俗人千万别整很深的道道,我早就批评过meteroid,不要总要心眼来看世界。
    Jan. 5
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    derekwenhua wrote:
    有点味道!
    Jan. 4
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    meteroid wrote:
    XX不是黄色的,人心才是XX的,呵呵
    Jan. 4
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    stephen wrote:
    meteroid才叫迂腐。记得bbs搞笑版用X代表黄色的,所以建议不要乱用。
    Jan. 4
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    X wrote:
    看过类似的,你实在太迂腐了!!!
    Jan. 4
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    meteroid wrote:
    不在沉默中XX,就在沉默中XX
    Dec. 30
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    stephen wrote:
    河马就是河马。出手果然不凡。
    我说以前在宿舍你就老拿哲学阿什么书在看,好在我及时阻止,不然到这会你该已经疯了。
    Dec. 30

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